Please vote for the best caption in your opinion. Do not vote for yourself or multiple times. It won't count if you do.
Good luck, everyone. xx



A

"Hey you! The cement ain't dry yet!! Get outta here!"

B

"And here we are, back, with Extreme Sports. Today we show you Extreme Baseball, where red car Nickson has just been called out by the referee."

C

MAN: "Mom! Where's my underwear?!"
DRIVER: "I put them on your bed sweetie! Now, I'm trying to win a race here!"
MAN: "Oh ok, thanks!"
DRIVER: "And change that shirt! I don't what to see you wearing that at supper tonight!"

D

MAN: "Get the heck out of my car!"
PERSON IN CAR: "Oh shit." *drivers faster*
MAN: "How dare you knock me out, thigh me up, lock me in a closet, then steal my car!" *runs after car*

E

"...GO FOR THE GOLD PHELPS!!!!!
YOU'RE A WINNER IN TWO MEDIUMS!!!!"

F

Driver: "What?! Your breaking up with me?"
Car: "Yeah. See that guy over there? He's Johnny Depp. And he wants to race."
Driver: "Guess I can't compete with a fricken' pirate. See ya, Bumble bee."
Car: "Its Fire bug! Have you been driven' that yellow whore behind my back?!"
Driver: "I guess it doesn't matter now that you have Johnny Depp." -exits the car-
Johnny Depp: "So...wheres the gas pedal again?"
Car: "Oh lordy."

G

Driver: "Whats that dude waving his arms around for?"
Dude waving arms: "Hey mister, your brake don't work!"
Driver: "Oh *^&*!" -crashes car into stands-

H

"TAXI!"

I

"Damn you, I had 50 quid on the McLaren"

J

Car driver: Uhhh...mate. Wrong event. The sky-diving is over there...

K

Man: After going on the wii fit, I could lift that car with one arm!

L

Driver: I have a car! I have a car!

Man: You have no brakes! You have no brakes!

Driver: crap...

M

Man: Think you're all good with that fancy racecar of yours. Well I bet you can't stick your arm this far up your ass.

Driver: Wrong!

Man: crap...