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Snape; hey this is my mothers
mcgongall; your mother has bad taste
snape; did you just insult my mother
mcgoncall; yeah she shops in a dumpstar
snape; do you want this up your nose keep talking
ron; arkward....

B
Snape: Minerva...I buyed you a present

C
Harry: *whispers to Ron* I think he's annoyed 'cause McGonagol found out what he likes to wear at the weekends...

D
Ron: *whispers* Dude, do you think he'll notice that we swapped the real McGonagall with a waxwork? =/

E
Snape: I wonder what this funny looking stick does...
Minerva: Severus, put it back
(Snape waves the wand around)
Harry and Ron: Oh My God, He petrified McGonagall. That..
Hermione: Do not finish that sentence.

F
Snape: oooh, shiny .


G
Snape: "How do you think this would look on me Minerva?"
Mcgongall: "Lovely Severus, I think it will bring the color out in your eyes."
Ron: -whispers to Harry and Hermione- I didn't know Snape liked girly things.
Harry: " ..You went gay after you couldn't get my mum huh professor?"
Hermione: -slaps Harry-
Snape: "50,000 points from Gryffindor Potter. We all have our inner secrets."
Mcgongall: "And yours is out of the bag now"
Snape: -grumbles-

H
Snape: "Hunh, that's strange... I'm thoroughly disappointed with Jared."

I
Ron - "damn that'd look good with my blue heels"

J
Harry: Ummmm Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall seem to be getting pretty cozy as of late, don't you think?
Hermione: Harry honestly, do you really think he intends to give that to her?
Ron: Yeah mate, I think it looks better with his eyes then hers.

K
Snape: And this is how you do a proper levitation charm, children. As you can see by the position of my wand, ‘swish and flick’ is not required. Only a dreamy gaze into vacant space is needed for such a primitive incantation.

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* One entry disqualified due to late entrance.
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